What. The. Fuck?

When people said they wanted a François Sagat toy, I thought they meant one of these.

This is not real, it’s just a joke.

I hope.

It looks a bit creepy to me and I wish I knew more about it. But it would also be fun to have a real doll of me but one that I knew about.  I wonder what kind of accessories it would come with. Demon horns, death ray laser gun and a sewing kit?